what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 


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Tatiana slipping into a British accent when she’s acting as a British person acting as an American when she’s Canadian

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"quote me out of context a lot after i die"

— jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

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"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them."

Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think)  (via aprettypastiche)

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  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America


waiting for the day that the public turns against james franco like they did justin bieber because that guy is a fucking asshole.

Tags: pleaseeeeee

Getting a friend hooked on something you’ve been obsessing over for a long time:



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porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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