• me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
  • me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]


straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

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>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age


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(Source: thefactoryreject, via sttelle)


the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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where did this myth of the teenage temptress who lies about their age to seduce the older man come from?

grown men who dont want to take responsibility for their actions and like to place the blame on the most relevant easy target probably

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If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that once someone was dancing at a nightclub, minding their own business, when they got hit with Olivier’s severed tail. 

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Let’s discuss how this angle was removed completely.

What this makes me think about is how in early cuts of A League of Their Own, there were a lot more scenes between Dottie and Tom Hanks’ character. There were moments and looks. Sure, there are those too in the final cut, but in the original there were more. There was even a kiss.

They cut that stuff out because test audiences couldn’t understand why Dottie would choose her dumb husband over this other guy she had such great chemistry with. So they had to cut back, to keep the audiences from feeling pissed and ripped off.

That is what this angle makes me think about. 

#stare a little harder at her mouth anna #oh wait that’s literally not possible

 #no but really this angle #is like #you can see EXACTLY how far apart #you can see JUST HOW LONG they watch each other’s mouths #this is one of the gayest shots of all time #still keeping my tags because accurate #stare a little harder at her mouth anna #oh wait that’s literally not possible #ugh you two i fucking swear #it’s like how in the riff off brittany wasn’t supposed to say the ”we out” but she COULD. NOT. HELP. HERSELF. #it’s like that but for an entire movie

(Source: fyeahbecachloe, via everything-is-funnier-lying-down)


There’s a difference between a female character who exists in a story and has a romantic relationship with a male character versus a female character who exists in a story to have a romantic relationship with a male character

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